{"id":7308,"date":"2012-01-27T10:13:41","date_gmt":"2012-01-27T19:13:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danbaileyphoto.com\/blog\/?p=7308"},"modified":"2012-01-27T12:21:58","modified_gmt":"2012-01-27T21:21:58","slug":"sht-photographers-never-say","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/danbaileyphoto.com\/blog\/sht-photographers-never-say\/","title":{"rendered":"Sh*t Photographers (NEVER) Say."},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>1. You know, I think I have enough camera gear. I don’t really need any more lenses.<\/p>\n

2. Why would I need a bigger monitor?<\/p>\n

3. I got the shot on the first try, so you don’t need to do THAT again.<\/p>\n

4. Wear whatever you want to the photo shoot, especially if it’s black or white.<\/p>\n

5. I don’t really care so much if other people see my work.<\/p>\n

6. Why would I need two monitors?<\/p>\n

7. You know, I don’t think I spend enough time on Twitter and Google+.<\/p>\n

8. I love keywording!<\/p>\n

9. My best photos were all shot at noon.<\/p>\n

10. No, we have to get it perfect, because there will no way to fix it in post.<\/p>\n

11. Sweet!! Another overcast day!<\/p>\n

12. I generally buy the slowest lenses that I can get my hands on.<\/p>\n

13. I can’t wait until I have to upgrade all of my software again!<\/p>\n

14. You don’t have to pay me, because I’ll get great exposure on your website.<\/p>\n

15. What the heck is a “Strobist?”<\/p>\n

16. Yes, I can tell you exactly when I’ll be finished taking photos of… [insert subject here.]<\/span><\/p>\n

17. I make most of my money from shooting landscapes.<\/p>\n

18. Making cold calls to clients is one of my favorite things to do.<\/p>\n

19. I think my next car will be a Lexus.<\/p>\n

20. When I say “just one more shot,” I really mean it.<\/p>\n

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1. You know, I think I have enough camera gear. I don’t really need any more lenses. 2. Why would I need a bigger monitor? 3. I got the shot on the first try, so you don’t need to do THAT again. 4. Wear whatever you want to the photo shoot, especially if it’s black […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7309,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[78,182,149,109],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/danbaileyphoto.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7308"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/danbaileyphoto.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/danbaileyphoto.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/danbaileyphoto.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/danbaileyphoto.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7308"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/danbaileyphoto.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7308\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/danbaileyphoto.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7309"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/danbaileyphoto.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7308"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/danbaileyphoto.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7308"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/danbaileyphoto.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7308"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}